Away from the winds

20 // Illustration student // Barely concious


i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

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I may not be a perfect person but at least I have never yelled at an employee in a store

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fun fact: the reason that the plural of goose is geese but the plural of moose is not meese is because goose derives from an ancient germanic word undergoing strong declension, in the pattern of foot/feet and tooth/teeth, wherein oo is mutated to ee. however ‘moose’ is a native american word added to the english lexicon only ~400 years ago, and lacks the etymological reason to be pluralized in that way.

Oh baby.  Keep talking dirty to me.

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I spilled the beans on some Top Secret Bisexual Secrets last night on the twitter.

Sorry, guys. It was me. I told.

jfc cork it, that’s day one bi course bro

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i can’t wait to not have kids and spend all my money on myself

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